dan-will-make-you-howell:

do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin





sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way



rabioheab:

my favourite american president is Abraham Linkin Park



cyberthug13:

the hangover 3: wow I’ve been drugged again Lmfao my friends are nuts!were crazy white folks



pizza:

ahah

puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

(Source: daeneryus)



mickiemilkovich:

why do bad movies happen to good actors



  • mom: why won't you answer me?
  • me: because you're not calling me by my real name
  • me: i want to be called
  • me: waka flocka


at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus



d-0nut:

fr3-dom:

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

awwwwwww omg 

asithlord:

IVE BEEN SAVING THIS REBLOG FOR A YEAR

middy-booty:

lilfaux:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg


so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 



I feel particularly close to this one:



THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

I’m so done right now

how can you have a female tummy tho

distraction:

lnduce:

NO THATS TERRIFYING

but it’s transparent